38 lines
765 B
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38 lines
765 B
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categories:
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- Poetry
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date: 2014-10-27 00:00:00 +0000
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tags:
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- Humor
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title: Klepto Couches
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layout: poetry
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---
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My home houses countless couches.
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Klepto-couches with pickpocket pouches
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That swiftly swipe your cellular phone
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Between the cushions of their comfy unknown.
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Then your change jingles and jangles
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Until they're untangled
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From your Wrangler jeans pocket
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As you wonder where your socks went.
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But your socks and shoes
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Were swept under your feet
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Right under your nose.
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So discreet are these deceitful seats
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As they watch you search
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For the keys they stole.
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At last your quest
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Leads you straight to the crook.
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"I should have guessed
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The klepto-couches had took!"
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But still your lesson
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Has yet to be learned.
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These klepto-couches
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Deserve to be burned.
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