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2014-10-27 00:00:00 +0000 |
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Klepto Couches | poetry |
My home houses countless couches. Klepto-couches with pickpocket pouches That swiftly swipe your cellular phone Between the cushions of their comfy unknown.
Then your change jingles and jangles Until they're untangled From your Wrangler jeans pocket As you wonder where your socks went.
But your socks and shoes Were swept under your feet Right under your nose.
So discreet are these deceitful seats As they watch you search For the keys they stole.
At last your quest Leads you straight to the crook. "I should have guessed The klepto-couches had took!"
But still your lesson Has yet to be learned. These klepto-couches Deserve to be burned.