35 lines
726 B
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35 lines
726 B
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categories:
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- Poetry
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date: 2012-02-25 00:00:00 +0000
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tags:
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- Grounds
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- Covenant
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title: Leafblower
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layout: poetry
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---
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You're the girl sitting on the park bench.
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I'm the guy with a leaf blower.
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I've gotta do my job,
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So would you kindly please move over?
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I'm walking right towards you,
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So don't say you didn't notice me.
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I'd like to get off work soon,
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So I'll give you until the count of three.
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One
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Two
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...
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Alright, so you've called my bluff.
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I'm not really going to do anything.
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I just wanted to look real tough,
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But this little bee ain't got no sting.
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I'll just tell my boss that I missed a spot,
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And I'll explain my sad situation.
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Then we'll both laugh at the thought
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Of me writing poetry about my frustration.
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